Dr. Ramseyer began teaching at Ilinois State in 1965 and retired in 1998. They are interesting to read and also interesting to find out how many people feel about certain things. A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had studied air travel and estimated the probability of there being a bomb on any given flight was 1 in a million, and he was not prepared to accept these odds. We've collected the best of statistics jokes and puns just for you. I love reading statistics.

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Math Jokes: Statistics . Someone once said about partisan analysts that they use economic data the way a drunkard uses a lamppost: for support rather than illumination. Statistician and a bomb in an airplane Hot 6 years ago. A Statistical Department is hiring mathematicians. Probability Jokes.

Jul 3, 2014 - Explore varmara's board "Statistics jokes", followed by 111 people on Pinterest. Dr. Gary C. Ramseyer was an Emeritus Professor of Psychology with a specialty of statistics and measurement at Illinois State University. 194 Funny and Interesting Facts. Three recent graduates are invited for an interview: one has a degree in pure mathematics, another one in applied math, and the third one obtained his B.Sc. If you use these small jokes on your presentation materials (publication, website, powerpoint, seminars, lecture, tv show, etc), please have the courtesy to QUOTE THE SOURCE.It is not easy collecting all these. The pure mathematician: "It's one." fyeah101 says: Jan 20th at 11:55 pm .

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“Statistics show that the nature of English crime is reverting to its oldest habits. Theories are testable where they are least needed, and are not testable where they are most needed. One day a colleague met him at a conference far from home. See more ideas about Math humor, Math jokes and Statistics. A collection of statistics jokes and statistics puns. Prior to joining ISU, he taught at the University of Iowa in the College of Education and at University High School in Iowa City, Iowa. The statistics from the show are also interesting.

All three are asked the same question: "What is one third plus two thirds?" Some of those jokes are funny. in statistics. Funny Jokes. Reply.

Or as Disraeli put it, there are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics.-Paul Krugman. We become frustrated because we feel powerless, invisible, unheard. In a country where so many desire status and wealth, petty annoyances can spark disproportionately violent behaviour.

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